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COVID-19 vaccination wallet cards will be issued, officials say



LINK VACCINATIONS TO START IN 3 WEEKS

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INTERVIEW WITH ST. PETER AT THE GATE

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I didn't give a sh*t.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I didn't give a sh*t.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I didn't give a sh*t.

Then they came for the anti vaxxcers and I said good, I hate them clowns!

Then they came for me, I said why I'm on your side? They said you are older and have a limited skill set, so we are going to house you until we can find a position for you. In the meanwhile get yourself cleaned up in case an interview comes along.

Genius that I am, I opened the shower faucet.

EOS

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